{"product_id":"the-chaos-collection-sticker-sheet-funny-corporate-gift-corporat-comics-copy","title":"The Shutdown Sheet | Sticker Sheet | Funny Corporate Gift | Corporat Comics","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor when words are too much effort but a sticker says it perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eShutdown Sheet\u003c\/strong\u003e is a collection of ten stickers for the terminally done. Done with the opinions. Done with the questions. Done with adulting entirely. Each sticker is a complete communication strategy, no follow-up required — just peel, stick, and let people draw their own conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFeaturing: \u003cstrong\u003eHazard: Opinions | Not My Problem | Gentle Reminder | Talk to the Hand | Closed for Adulting | Do Not Disturb Like.. Ever | DED | Did Someone Say Break? | Noted. | Esc\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStick them where they'll be seen. The right people will understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe perfect \u003cstrong\u003efunny office gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa pick\u003c\/strong\u003e, or a subtle but effective way to redecorate your workspace with your actual personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSheet Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" x 9\" | \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vinyl — water repellent, easy to remove, suitable for most surfaces. Best for laptops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Returns accepted only for manufacturing defects. Orders below INR 500 attract a delivery charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporat Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44559729492028,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0275\/7987\/5388\/files\/Sheet-3.png?v=1777370516","url":"https:\/\/corporat.in\/products\/the-chaos-collection-sticker-sheet-funny-corporate-gift-corporat-comics-copy","provider":"Corporat Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}