{"product_id":"office-laptop-zine","title":"Office Laptop: The Classified Alternate User Manual","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome manuals teach you how to use a product.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one quietly suggests you’ve been using it wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eOffice Laptop: The Classified Alternate User Manual\u003c\/em\u003e is a 24-page illustrated zine that documents the real uses of your work laptop — the ones discovered during long meetings, longer deadlines, and suspiciously short attention spans.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom dumbbells to chopping boards, from hand drums to sandwich makers, each page reimagines your laptop as something far more productive than… work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWritten in deadpan, manual-like language and paired with bold, comic-style visuals, this is less of a guide and more of a field report from the modern workplace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e13 alternate use cases for your office laptop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-line “instructions” that sound official but feel illegal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandwritten annotations that make things worse (or better)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVisuals that look like they belong in a manual, but definitely don’t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe quiet satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat \u0026amp; Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: A5 (easy to hide under your actual laptop)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePages: 24 (including cover)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCover: 220 GSM (strong enough to judge you)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInner Pages: 170 GSM (smooth, durable, meeting-resistant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone currently in a meeting that could’ve been a message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifting to coworkers you like (or understand too well)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeeping on your desk as a reminder that there are… options\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistribution of this manual may be frowned upon by management. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReading it during work hours is strongly encouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. We accept returns ONLY in cases of manufacturing defects.\u003cbr\u003e2. There is a delivery charge for orders below INR 500.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporat Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44185483804732,"sku":null,"price":399.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0275\/7987\/5388\/files\/0F26C6A3-7F4E-4472-9241-859F039B01FD.png?v=1777376389","url":"https:\/\/corporat.in\/products\/office-laptop-zine","provider":"Corporat Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}