{"product_id":"nope-badge-magnet-funny-corporate-gift-corporat-comics-copy","title":"NOT OPEN TO CHAT Badge Magnet | Funny Corporate Gift | Corporat Comics","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHeadphones on. World off. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eNot Open To Chat Badge\u003c\/strong\u003e is the written confirmation of what the headphones are already saying. For anyone who has ever put on headphones specifically to avoid conversation, only to have someone tap them on the shoulder anyway — this one's for you. The badge and the headphones together form an airtight case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePin it to your bag for the open-plan office. Wear it to the co-working space. Gift it to the colleague who has perfected the art of looking extremely busy so that nobody asks them to join the fun committee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome people have an open door policy. This is the other kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe perfect \u003cstrong\u003efunny office gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ework anniversary present\u003c\/strong\u003e, or a polite but firm boundary-setter for anyone who does their best work in silence — and would like to keep it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable as:\u003c\/strong\u003e Badge \/ Badge + Magnet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e Shape: Circular | Size: 44mm \u0026amp; 58mm | Print: Digital | Finish: Gloss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Returns accepted only for manufacturing defects. Orders below INR 500 attract a delivery charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporat Comics","offers":[{"title":"Badge (44mm)","offer_id":44546647359548,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet cum Badge (58mm)","offer_id":44546647392316,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0275\/7987\/5388\/files\/Not_Open_to_Chat-3.png?v=1777356283","url":"https:\/\/corporat.in\/products\/nope-badge-magnet-funny-corporate-gift-corporat-comics-copy","provider":"Corporat Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}