{"product_id":"low-on-caffeine-badge-magnet-funny-corporate-gift-corporat-comics-copy","title":"NOPE Badge Magnet | Funny Corporate Gift | Corporat Comics","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA complete sentence. A full strategy. A life philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eNope. Badge\u003c\/strong\u003e is for everyone who has sat in a meeting, been assigned a task, or received a calendar invite and felt, deep in their bones, a single, clear, unwavering response. No elaboration needed. No follow-up required. The full stop does the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it to the optional team outing that is somehow mandatory. Pin it to your bag for the commute on a day that hasn't even started and already needs to be cancelled. Gift it to anyone who has ever typed \"sure, happy to help!\" while thinking something entirely different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSometimes one word is all the communication strategy you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe perfect \u003cstrong\u003efunny office gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa pick\u003c\/strong\u003e, or a quietly powerful reminder that \"no\" is a complete sentence — and so, it turns out, is \"nope.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable as:\u003c\/strong\u003e Badge \/ Badge + Magnet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e Shape: Circular | Size: 44mm \u0026amp; 58mm | Print: Digital | Finish: Gloss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Returns accepted only for manufacturing defects. Orders below INR 500 attract a delivery charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporat Comics","offers":[{"title":"Badge (44mm)","offer_id":44546618916924,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet cum Badge (58mm)","offer_id":44546618949692,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0275\/7987\/5388\/files\/Nope-3.png?v=1777356422","url":"https:\/\/corporat.in\/products\/low-on-caffeine-badge-magnet-funny-corporate-gift-corporat-comics-copy","provider":"Corporat Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}